Mick Trimming. I could end this post right here and be completely satisfied with it. How obnoxious is that name of his? Seriously, that's a porn name, not a human name! Better yet, Mick is a doctor. AHAHA! Dr. Trimming to the ER. He's a 33 year old anasthesiologist and wants to win the prize to pay off all of his student loans. Dude... do porn! You already have the name. Mick Trimming The Tree... come on! That's a great title for a porn movie. Not that I watch porn or anything. Mr. O'Shaugnessy is a fan of course, but not me.
Dr. Trimming gets pissy when his patients neglect their health and come in for care and demand to get well. How dare they! They should all be taken out back and flogged. Who the hell do they think they are? Obviously, Mick has an exemplory bedside manor and would never ever ever pull a Kavorkian. Dr. Mick also hates it when people don't admit their wrong. Oh I have a feeling I'm going to hate this guy with a passion. He's sounds incredibly narcissistic and, like most doctors, probably has a god complex.
Mick fancies himself to be a funny man, but I just think he's an all around tool. It looks like he filled out his application knowing expressly that it would be on cbs.com. He said he'd give a homeless person a tongue bath if he won the money. Uh, that's not funny. It's not funny at all actually. It's lame. He also said he wants to buy a vacuum cleaner. That's not funny either. Go to Best Buy and buy one you idiot.
OK time to watch the video...
What a buzzkill! I was bored to tears. He sounded much more entertaining on paper. I totally expected an arrogant charismatic a-hole. At least that would have been fun to watch. Seriously, I tuned him out and started to watch the driving 7 year old on Ellen. Can we get that 7 year old to replace Mick Buzzkill? He'd be way more entertaining.
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