UPDATE: THIS WAS POSTED BEFORE THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. IT TURNS OUT I WAS 100% RIGHT!!! CHECK MY NEWER POSTS FOR MORE SURVIVOR 20 INSIDER INFO.
Heaven has smiled down on me today my friends. It's as if unicorns and fairies fluttered down from the clouds, sat on my lap, stroked my hair, and said, "Today we make all your dreams come true." Bliss, I tell you, pure bliss. What in the sam hell am I talking about? The cast of Survivor 20 has been revealed bitches!
The premise is simple: Heroes vs. Villains. *giggles and claps* Seriously, what have I done to deserve this? It practically writes itself!
OK OK no more lollygagging. I give you the CAST OF SURVIVOR 20!
Colby Donaldson (Survivor: Australia)
Rupert Boneham (Survivor: Pearl Islands)
Stephanie LaGrossa (Survivor: Palau)
Tom Westman (Survivor: Palau)
Cirie Fields (Survivor: Panama)
Candice Woodcock (Survivor: Cook Islands)
Amanda Kimmel (Survivor: China)
James Clement (Survivor: China)
Sugar Kiper (Survivor: Gabon)
JT Thomas (Survivor: Tocantins)
Jerri Manthey (Survivor: Australia)
Rob Mariano (Survivor: Marquesas)
Sandra Diaz-Twine (Survivor: Pearl Islands)
Danielle DiLorenzo (Survivor: Panama)
Parvati Shallow (Survivor: Cook Islands)
Courtney Yates (Survivor: China)
Randy Bailey (Survivor: Gabon)
Coach Wade (Survivor: Tocantins)
Tyson Apostol (Survivor: Tocantins)
AND... wait for it...
Russell Hantz AKA Lucifer (Survivor: Samoa)
Seriously? Seriously?!? Lucifer, Jerry, Coach and Rupert all in one place? *looks outside* Yup, just what I thought. It's raining glitter! One name I'm extremely unthrilled to see is Amanda Kimmel. I call her Galumpy because she's a big, boring, awkward, waste of space who makes the sound "galump!" when she walks. I loathe her with every fiber of my being. Having said that, it'll be my distinct pleasure to point out every single one of her faults next season.
I'm hoping this list is accurate, but I cannot 100% guarantee it. I've seen various incarnations of it on several sites, but this one sounded the most reasonable. For the sake of this post (and my sanity), let's assume it's the real deal. What do you guys think? Some of these players have already been on 2 seasons, does that bother you? Whose name were you thrilled to see? Whose name made your ass twitch? Comment it out bitches and have a lovely sparkly day!