Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Benry: He's a "Younger"


Benry is a douchebag. I mean, come on, his name is "Benry". His reason for going on Survivor is "to dominate and show the world what it is like to be a champion". I'm feeling a very strong Lucifer influence here and I suspect those fiery embers will be inspiring many many tribe members, not just Benny Wenny Benry.

Benry is a club promoter, used to shoot for Girls Gone Wild, and has a million celebrity friends yadda yadda yadda. He thinks he's one of the "youngers" and I'm not really sure but that might be a tribe of Ed Hardy t-shirt wearers. Hate him already.

Please to enjoy:



7 comments:

  1. This guy made me want to gag on my Fruit Loops!

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  2. I hate him...and not in a endearing way like Lucifer, but in a I hope Dan wacks his ass and feeds him to the fishies. Douche Canoe if I ever saw one...he will probably win this shit! UGH!

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  3. Yeah, definitely part of the Douchbags Heart Ed Hardy Club. Didn't even finish watching the video since I'm eating breakfast and would rather keep it down.

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  4. He reminds me of many "Hollywood" types I know in LA. I don't think I will be able to put up with his name dropping. He is a player, douche and I hope he goes home with that awful tude of his the first week. Pixie

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  5. shame on you Benry is amazing he got so far with no alliance. Unlike Chase who could've never made it if he was in Benry's position>

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    1. A) This was written before the season started.

      B) THIS POST IS 3 YEARS OLD!!!

      Live in the now.

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