Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Sash: Snake Charmer

This second batch of Survivor's I'm meeting today (save Kelly S.) were all born under a black moon with a wolf howling in the distance. Yes, I realize wolves don't howl unless it's a full moon, but these Survivors are special. They're evil. They're so evil, they're eeee-veel, like they are the fru-its of the dev-eeeel. (Name the movie in the comments and you're a big weiner!)

Normally, I'd hate a guy like Sash/Matthew/Norma (I have no idea what the hell his name is), but he follows me on Twitter so that has to count for something. He's getting a free pass from me for one episode only. I want to be delighted and entranced by all sorts of wicked plotting and cauldron stirring. If he can seduce the ladies into submission and charm indigenous Nicaraguan reptiles, then that's all the better. Don't let me down Norma (that's my new name for him) and, for crying out loud, accept my Facebook request already!

Please to enjoy:


  1. Did anyone else get light headed after watching that video or was it just me? I think this guys charm or secret sauce is in his teeth....they are mesmerizing and now I have the urge to be this guys bitch for life now. He is good I will give him that...I just think I need some special goggles so I don't get sucked in again by the evil teeth. ;)

  2. I'm sorry Lala, but my douche-radar went off with this one. While I applaud his recognition of the fabulousness of all things Bitchy, he seems like a total tool to me.

    But perhaps I'm wrong. It's happened before.

  3. I agree with Alli, he thinks he already has all of the girls "wrapped around his finger"? He's always the best at what he does and is adding another notch to his belt? According to him, that is one damned large belt. Self proclaimed best of the best ... nope, don't like him at all.

  4. Sash is a fag! He played Survivor to lose just like Russell but in a more gay (pun intended) wussy puppet master way, and he totally got burned. Fabio winning was awesome (also may I point out that Sash didn't even get a final vote), Fabio just played dumb (well he couldn't help it really...if you've heard him talk at all you'll understand) but he came through in the end and bagged a million by not doing much except for the final weeks.

  5. Nice language. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

    If you took your head out of your ass long enough, you'd realize this post was written MONTHS ago. Try reading my recaps instead. Up to date, WEEKLY recaps.

    Buh bye.

  6. A wiener is forever
    And I wish to claim it true
    So I married an axe murderer
    Lo murder did ensue...