Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Yve: La Femme Nikita

Our last Survivor we'll be meeting is the fiery Latina homemaker Yve. She can assemble and disassemble guns, look good in a bikini, and she reminds me a little bit of the new Nikita. Her sisters called her Evil Yve and that gives me something to hold onto. The video itself isn't all that remarkable, but she sent me a very nice Facebook message which means, that like Norma/Sash, Yve also gets a free one episode pass. Yes, I can be bought. I'm shameless I know. It's part of my charm.

Yve grew up in Kansas yet her father ran a coconut farm in Venezuela and, after a little digging, I discovered she's also worked as a hand model. Body part models are always fascinating. I picture them with oven mitts on their hands and laboriously rubbing vats on lotion on themselves very much like George Costanza did in that Seinfeld episode. I think Yve is unhappy with her age which means she feels like she has a lot to prove. That could be great for challenges, but not so great for her social game. The fact that her video isn't all that revealing leaves me making a lot of guesses and, while I'm all for speculating, Yve is still very much a mystery to me.

Here's what I have in mind for Yve: I want her to team up with the Centrum Silver men, make it to the merge, and then be super evil and condescending to all the young hotties. There aren't many women I'm truly rooting for upon first glance so there's definitely a spot open for Yve to fit nicely into. If she adds in some salsa hips, shakes her "maracas", and seduces the young bucks of La Flor she could be my hero. We'll just have to wait and see.

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1 comment:

  1. Yve went to college in the town I live in now. They've had huge write-ups on her. I hope she does well just because of the connection!