Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Francesca: Hold The Mayo

Today we meet Francesca Hogi. Besides being named after a sandwich, she's 36 and hails from my neck of the woods - Washington D.C.. According to Ms. Hogi, her personal claim to fame is assembling the most amazing group of friends. Really? That's it? My personal claim to fame is getting a satyr to hang upside down from my chandelier while chugging a bottle of Tanqueray, but, hey, to each her own.

Francesca is an attorney which by definition means she thinks she knows everything. Let's check out her video and see if I'm right.

Oh Christ. She's a proud bully and puts her hands on her hips as she announces "I'm an impatient person." Likable! *eye roll*

My favorite part is when she says she's good at perceiving how others see her. Hey Francesca, what finger am I holding up right now?

I get this feeling from Francesca that she's not only a lot of talk and little action, but probably very difficult to please and high maintenance. I'm going to go out on a limb and say she won't last very long at all. She could kick ass in the challenges, but I think the personality clashes will be her downfall. She reminds me of that chick on America's Next Top Model who got pissy waiting around for the photo shoot to start. In the end, that chick got her head shaved and was quickly kicked to the curb. Well Francesca, you're halfway there!


  1. She pisses me off too. Just before she spoke I knew I may not like her, then when she did, well that was it then. I think she believes she is something she is not. Hopefully she'll go to Redemption Island early and have to face a challenge and get her ass kicked.

  2. Hate her already. Dont see that changing.

  3. Like Rob said in the comment before mine, I got the impression right off the bat that she was not being herself. We'll have to wait until the 16th to see and meet the real Francesca.

  4. Whoa... you watch ANTM but don't blog about it? Please start. I will buy you gin made from unicorn joy-tears, and the purest Aspen snow-glitter.

  5. So this is what Chad Ochocinco is doing in the off season? When did he get breast implants?

    You know why sharks don't bite lawyers? Professional courtesy.

  6. Yeah, everybody loves a trash talker *rolls eyes*

    I mean, don't get me wrong...I love the trash. It's what keeps me coming back to LaLa's fine blog season after season...but we're not in a game against a handful of people competing for a million bucks! How dumb can you be?

  7. Hate her already. Dont see that changing.