Thursday, February 10, 2011
Matt: Pretty Pretty Pony
Matt Elrod is a 22 year old from Nashville and he's just so damn pretty. I'm not one of those gals who goes gaga over a good looking guy, but I'm pretty sure Matt is made of rose petals and pixie dust. I cued up his video for this post, caught a blurb and, I shit you not, a rainbow darted across the room. Not even the sky, the room.
He's pre-med, describes himself as mysterious and wants to play the game with honesty and integrity. Way to kill a buzz, man! I hate the dignified integrity holier than thou types. I would have respected him a lot more had he flashed his pearly whites, swished his hair and made all the men and women drop their panties.
Alright, let's get to the video... prepare yourselves... extra elastic on your underthings is advised...
I have no idea what he said. Do you think he uses Redken or Frederic Fekkai on that hair? Was the hammock red or paisley? I have no damn idea. What I do know is that I think I'm pregnant now. It'll be a blonde blue eyed bitch with a year round tan and a twinkle in her eye. I'll sell her placenta on eBay. Her DNA will be the Dorian Gray of the anti-aging world.
My god, I hope he sticks around. The blogs are already writing themselves and according to my clock, I'll be due in November. Please give me a Phaedra style baby shower. Thank you.