Friday, February 11, 2011

Phillip: Taye Bristow


Meet Phillip. He's 52 and is a Tech Exec (like Spike!) from Santa Monica. I have no idea what a "Tech Exec" is, but I'm pretty sure it involves making lamps out of potatoes and solving the static cling problem. Well, either that, or he works in an underground bunker figuring out ways to implant microchips into our brains. Yes, I'm sure I'm right about this.

Let's take a gander at Phillip's video, shall we?



Hey, no one told me Taye Diggs was on this season! Cool! He's aged a little, but I'm pretty sure he can still help Stella get her groove back.

In all seriousness, I think Phillip is a secret agent. He scares me with how he can tell what I've had for dinner by whether or not I've crossed and uncrossed my legs. Either he's a threat to national security or he'll save us all from the Mayans. Let's hope it's the latter.

4 comments:

  1. They've got "ath-a-letic" people on the show? What are they, and what the fuck do they do? This dude's got "crazy eyes", Lucifer better watch his ass, this dude just might drown that fucking dwarf!

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  2. Dude has a killer smile that never makes it to his eyes. I suspect he has tortured and killed people with his bare hands while smiling that same smile *shivers*

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  3. I hate it when they cast 'older' players that simply aren't going to cut it in the social game. I bet Philip and Julie are both gonna be gone quick-quick-quick.

    The players with a little life experience under their belts are my favorite to watch. But they gotta have social skills with all ages and both genders. The older ones are always targeted first--and if they don't have a good social game right away, they are voted out quickly. And then we will not get to enjoy the possibly great interviews-that-never-were from these 'mature' players.

    Philip--I predict that you will come off as delusional as Coach did. So what if your life story is true--it will still make people uncomfortable, as they wonder how big of a nut job you really are. say buh-bye!

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  4. The players with a little life experience under their belts are my favorite to watch. But they gotta have social skills with all ages and both genders.

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