Friday, February 11, 2011
Phillip: Taye Bristow
Meet Phillip. He's 52 and is a Tech Exec (like Spike!) from Santa Monica. I have no idea what a "Tech Exec" is, but I'm pretty sure it involves making lamps out of potatoes and solving the static cling problem. Well, either that, or he works in an underground bunker figuring out ways to implant microchips into our brains. Yes, I'm sure I'm right about this.
Let's take a gander at Phillip's video, shall we?
Hey, no one told me Taye Diggs was on this season! Cool! He's aged a little, but I'm pretty sure he can still help Stella get her groove back.
In all seriousness, I think Phillip is a secret agent. He scares me with how he can tell what I've had for dinner by whether or not I've crossed and uncrossed my legs. Either he's a threat to national security or he'll save us all from the Mayans. Let's hope it's the latter.