Saturday, February 12, 2011

Stephanie: Always Wrong, Never Right


Stephanie Valencia describes herself as a brat who gets what she wants and says that even when she's wrong, she's right. Way to win over the fans Steph! One question though, if you get whatever you want, then what the hell are you doing waitressing at the age of 25? Something you might want to think about. Just sayin'.

Anyhow, Stephanie also thinks she'd be the love child of Parvati and Russell. Sorry chicky. The love child of Parvati and Russell is known as Belial and he's one of the four crown princes of Hell. I also think he haunted Ryan Buell on Paranormal State so don't say his name aloud or anything because you might get a sudden hankering to talk all douchey-like into a tape recorder.

Alright I'm sick of you already. Let's watch your tape and confirm my suspicions:



Yeah, she's a hot mess. Guarantee she's one of the first voted off. She should have applied for the Bad Girls Club instead.

3 comments:

  1. Annoying. Will be a total disappointment and the second person to break down and cry when her best friend Natalie leaves the show 3 days in because she can't handle it.

    For someone who doesn't like being told what to do she sure picked an odd profession. Mind you, I suspect that she's only waitressing until someone notices her and casts her in a porn movie.

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  2. Five days without food and this girl will be a crying, crazy, even-more-annoying mess.

    If she's not gone right away, she'll float a long ways--because no one will feel threatened by her.

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  3. Annoying. Will be a total disappointment and the second person to break down and cry when her best friend Natalie leaves the show 3 days in because she can't handle it.

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