Sunday, August 28, 2011

The Battle Of The Mullets

Hey Bitches!

Since Big Brother has pretty much gone to hell in a handbasket, I'm impatiently counting the days until I can dive face first into the glittery world that is Survivor. Full of pretty ponies, strapping petticoated bucks, fluffy sprites, spiky villains, and pink pantied special agents, Survivor is, and always has been, my most favorite show to write about. Last season may not have been the best, but I think we made the most of it and created some very special characters for everyone to enjoy and throw spit balls at. With the Pretty Pony in all of his glory coupled with Phillip Sheppard working hard for his money and manning the nation's ports, a magical tapestry of storytelling was woven and I think we're all better people for it. Now when I yell "DEFCON 1!" out of my window, everyone knows to radio to Langley and stop, drop, and roll. You're welcome homeland security. *salutes and curtsies* You're welcome.

This week I'll start posting my notoriously inaccurate and unfair first impressions of the cast and I'll hope you'll join me yet again for another season of insanity. I'm renaming this new season... The Battle Of The Mullets. Why my lovely Shambo wasn't included in this 80's revival is a mystery to us all. I mean, come on, take a look at that lusciousness and tell me that's not love staring you right between the eyes.

So, stay tuned and bookmark this page bitches. Friend me on Facebook or follow me on Twitter for instant updates whenever I post a new blog.

If you're unfamiliar with my Survivor stylings, I invite you take a trip back in time and start with my very first Survivor: Redemption Island post. It's called 'I'm Stuck With A Bunch Of Weenies' and you can relive the magic HERE.

Love and other indoor sports,
Colette Lala


  1. No season will ever be the same without Life Coach Clam Shell.

  2. Looking forward to another great season of thoughts, name calling and laughter from the bitch that knows it all.

  3. Something to take my mind off of Big Brother. I never really got into Survivor that much. I watched, and enjoyed, but Big Brother was always my favorite. That is officially over. I'm starting to understand why so many people say Survivor is better. Even the ones who don't really DO anything are still starving and unable to take a proper bath. That alone is worth something. But really it's the fans that have ruined it for me. I think Survivor must have calmer, more evenly balanced (mentally) fans.

    So basically, yeah, I'm looking forward to it too.

  4. You da (wo)man Lala! For me, 45-50% of the pleasure of watching Survivor comes from reading your blog afterwards and with Coach around once again, this will certainly be another epic season. Thanks for taking the time to do this. It does not go unnoticed. Oh and I've stocked up on Hendricks so I'm ready to go!

  5. So excited! Can't wait for it to start. The sooner we're out of the BB House, the better.

  6. I know I'm not very impressed with this cast as of right now, so I can't wait for you to tear them apart.

  7. Oh thank fuck for that! I didn't think BB would ever end! Given that we don't get BB Down Under I have no idea what's been going on in the house but as testament to my neediness, I've read your BB FaceBook posts anyway.

    *claps hands excitedly* Love your work and looking forward to reading more soon!

  8. Waiting in anticipation. Yippee, it's almost here!

  9. Yeah - BB'is a bore now (to amuse myself I fast forward my DVR of BBAD and watch Kalia talk in triple FF - it's quite amusing!! Can't wait for Survivor to start - just wish all these shows would stop bringing 'vets' back - they had their shot, now let's move on with all new people. Love all your blogs, Lady Lala!!!