Sunday, August 28, 2011
The Battle Of The Mullets
Since Big Brother has pretty much gone to hell in a handbasket, I'm impatiently counting the days until I can dive face first into the glittery world that is Survivor. Full of pretty ponies, strapping petticoated bucks, fluffy sprites, spiky villains, and pink pantied special agents, Survivor is, and always has been, my most favorite show to write about. Last season may not have been the best, but I think we made the most of it and created some very special characters for everyone to enjoy and throw spit balls at. With the Pretty Pony in all of his glory coupled with Phillip Sheppard working hard for his money and manning the nation's ports, a magical tapestry of storytelling was woven and I think we're all better people for it. Now when I yell "DEFCON 1!" out of my window, everyone knows to radio to Langley and stop, drop, and roll. You're welcome homeland security. *salutes and curtsies* You're welcome.
This week I'll start posting my notoriously inaccurate and unfair first impressions of the cast and I'll hope you'll join me yet again for another season of insanity. I'm renaming this new season... The Battle Of The Mullets. Why my lovely Shambo wasn't included in this 80's revival is a mystery to us all. I mean, come on, take a look at that lusciousness and tell me that's not love staring you right between the eyes.
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If you're unfamiliar with my Survivor stylings, I invite you take a trip back in time and start with my very first Survivor: Redemption Island post. It's called 'I'm Stuck With A Bunch Of Weenies' and you can relive the magic HERE.
Love and other indoor sports,