Monday, September 12, 2011

Mikayla: There's No Crying In Panties

Mikayla Wingle is a 22 year old lingerie football player. *sigh* Allow me to repeat that... lingerie. football. player. Based on that fact alone, I don't know how I could possibly like her. How am I supposed to take anyone seriously who plays football in a bra and panties? You don't see those bad ass soccer chicks running around in garters, do you? Thank you for setting feminism back to A League Of Their Own Mikayla, thank you.

Oh here we go... the player Mikayla says she most identifies with is Jungle Jane because she stood up for herself and never "let her morals go". Pssh! Jane was no saint. Besides, who the hell wants a player with morals? I know I don't, do you? Of course you don't. If you did you wouldn't be reading this blog with no pants on. To the video!

Ugh. The 25 tank tops, the flower in her hair, the giant goofy earrings, and the need to defend her "occupation"... nope, not for me. She'll be a cornflake like that girl whose name I forgot from last season. Maybe I'll call her Bran Muffin. I'll workshop it and get back to you.


  1. Hahahaha! I love the reference to Jersey Shore. She might not be Guido but she's all skank and inebriation.

    She's annoying and I will enjoying watching her cry.

  2. Big Rick would hit that. Hard. He'd give her the full 10 pumps.

  3. Chick needs help accessorizing.

  4. And Jeff called her the female Boston Rob. As if!