Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Stacey: Sheppard, That Is

Stacey is a 44 year old mortician and I like her already based on that fact and that fact alone. The freakiest of the freakies are morticians so I'm expecting all sorts of weird facial tics and disturbingly morbid stories around the campfire from Stacey. Maybe she could disembowel Sophie. Give her a night or two. It could happen.

Stacey's personal claim to fame is that none of her kids have ever been in trouble with the law. I'm not sure how that's a "claim to fame" as it's NORMAL for kids not to be in jail, but whatevs. I've got to hear from the lady herself. Let's check out her video:

Is her last name Sheppard?

I love her! I told you she'd be a freak. Meet your entertainment, folks. I have no idea what she just said, but I'm eating it up with a spoon.

Oh, oh, oh... her new name just came to me - SPACEY. Beauteous.


  1. Ugh. Her eyebrows moved up each time she started a new phrase on the first 4 to 5 phrases. Annoying. I hated her right then.

    According to her game playing theory, it sounds like she's going to try to play like Boston Rob. No way is she good enough to make people think her ideas are theirs, and so forth. She bugs!

  2. The head roll is annoying already.

  3. Oh no. Spacey ain't ready to sleep outside. I weep for what might have been with this one cuz I don't see her making it.

  4. "Stacey gon' be a hustler"

    Gotta love someone who speaks in the third person.

    She's either going to be REALLY annoying or very endearing...time will tell.

  5. OMG! She will be fun to watch. I don't see her giving up tho. I'm not saying I like her, just that she will be fun to watch. Hope she's on Coach's team! LOL