Bridal Shop Owner Kim Spradlin hails from the great state of Texas and is up for all sorts of adventures. Not only did she live in an orphanage in Thailand (como what?), but she can tell you within minutes of meeting you which animal you were meant to be. Naturally, this begs the question, which animal would I be? Well, I'll tell you. The one who rips the face off of girls who tell me which animal I'm most like within in 5 minutes of meeting me. That one.
Cruising further down Kim's CBS.com bio we discover that this 29 year old is a fan of Elisabeth Hasselbeck and thinks she'll win the game by earning everyone's respect. And I quote, "Why would you vote off someone who respects you?" Because they like Elisabeth Hasselbeck, that's why!
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And here's why it's not always wise to judge someone based on their "Elisabeth Hasselbeckness". I mean, she seems OK. No weird facial tics, no awkward pauses. Although if she tells Alicia "Jugs" Rosa that her breasts look like udders, we could have a problem. Awesome.
This whole animal parlor trick got me curious so I went to a research institute (Google) to find my own inner spirit animal. The results are in!
You are a Spider!
Powers: Artistic genius, ability to see patterns and sense trouble from a distance
As a Spider, you're artistic, intuitive, and independent—maybe even a little eccentric. You can become so absorbed in your endeavors that you lose track of the outside world and the people in it. But what you give in return is magic, pure and simple.
Best matches: Cougars, Hawks, Owls
Watch out for: Wolves, Otters, Bears
And there you have it. What's your animal spirit? Take the quiz HERE.