Thursday, April 19, 2012

Blogus Interruptus

Sorry bitches, but there will be no blog this week. When I heard my plastic surgeon couldn't afford $500 to fix his Jeep, my clam breasticles clinked to the floor and now I must search the eastern seaboard in search of a doctor who works with marine life.

However, in the meantime, please submit your own comments about last night's episode and, if you can, solve the following mysteries for me:

What the hell are Jugs and ChaCha thinking?!?
Why did Tarzan vote for Leif?
Don't you think production should have forced Tarzan to read his letter aloud?
Will you even notice that Leif isn't there anymore?
Comment it out bitches and have a great day!

My apologies again. I will be back here next week with lobster claws on.