Monday, February 11, 2013

Michael: The Token

Today we'll be meeting one Mr. Michael Snow. Besides having a fabulous movie star name, Michael Snow (age 44) is an Event Planner Personal. I'm sure he meant to write Personal Event Planner, but Event Planner Personal has a lovely dyslexic ring to it, n'est-ce pas?

Michael's hobbies include running, theatre, knitting and photobombing. Hold up, did he say knitting? And photobombing? I could almost forgive him that tank top for saying something as delectable as knitting and photobombing. In addition to spinning a yarn, yours truly has been known to actually knit a yarn. A whole mess o'yarn (nipple cozies and flask warmers). But enough about me. Let's get back to Michael Snow. If Michael could bring three things with him on the island, he'd bring knitting needles & yarn, cribbage and a journal. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say we've found our token gay.

Let's see if I'm right. Please to enjoy:

A picnic basket in gingham. Fabulous. However, unless he wows with stellar physical prowess, I'm predicting an early exit for Michael Snow. Unfortunately, he has the unpleasant nightmare of being placed on a tribe with a bunch of threadbare doormats. Cuckoo clocks with missing parts. Wind-up dolls wandering hypnotically out to sea. Age could work against him and do we really care? For the love of all that is holy, do we even care anymore? These newbies are about as exciting as an Ambien slushie.

So, what do you think of Michael Snow? Since he's not a ripped and chiseled action star, will he be a Survivor whose name we never forget?


  1. ha ha ha ha ha He said "nutter"

    yup, that's all that stood out... sorry :(

  2. I think Michael is the most promising of all the fans. My reasons are twofold; firstly, he sagely observes that people who wear glasses are perceived as smart. Secondly, he accurately observes that he wears glasses. I think you'll agree Lala, that not everyone is capable of such sage and accurate observation.

    There's another reason why I think Michael may do well - he has the same name as me. Perhaps you think this is an inconsequential coincidence, but as I am a glasses wearer I have conducted research, and can report that never in the history of Survivor has a contestant named Michael been voted off first. I suspect this is because Michaels are considered trustworthy due to there never being, in all human history, a notorious dictator named Michael. Maybe that's a spurious argument, but it's one none of your readers named Adolf can make.

    By the way, if I were you Lala, I'd be suspicious of that lot. Very suspicious.

  3. Cribbage is a cool game.