Monday, February 11, 2013

Shamar: The Rascal

Next up is Shamar Thomas. Shamar is a 27 year old Iraq War Veteran with a tattoo collection to rival one of Mr. Lil Hantz. Let's hope Shamar is a better speller. Many things annoy Shamar including: people who chew with their mouths open, ignorant people, and civilians who aren't passionate about their jobs. Oh, he's going to be a total pain in the ass. Holier than thou. I'm better than you. The whole bit.

If I dive further into his bio, I'll discover that Shamar looks up to Rupert because he "played the game with honor." *rolls eyes*  If I've said it once, I've said it a million times - honor and integrity have no place on Survivor. Honor and integrity are BORING. Honor and integrity are the perfect recipe for you not getting invited back.

I'll bet he talks nonstop about being in the military and wants to make the world a better place. Please to enjoy:

Well, looky here. Hel-lo Shamar! Welcome. Come to mama, lover. Nestle yourself into my bosom. You've done well and you've shown me that you've come to play a game of hijinks and shenanigans. Bless your humongous arms for wanting everyone to suffer. You had me fooled with all that crap about Rupert in your bio. And the parts about wanting to help your community? You tease!

If Shamar doesn't come across as too bossy and overbearing from the start, he could be an interesting guy to watch. Can you imagine if both Shamar and Phillip make it to the Merge? Phillip will be screaming "Mayday! Mayday! Langley, send reinforcements!" into his twig and shell walkie talkie before you can say "pink panties."

So, what do you think of Shamar? Can he last as a covert villain or will his bunk checks drive his tribe mad?


  1. I like him too. He does seem like he could be fun. Hopefully he isn't too militant in the beginning barking orders about how the shelter should be built, etc. According to his video, he should want a crappy shelter so everyone is wet and uncomfortable.

  2. I must admit Lala that I AM looking forward to you writing about Mr. Sheppard again. Some of your best work, I feel.

  3. Guys is a embarrassment , to the marine corps..seems to be suffering from PTSD...never wear battle ribbons while wearing utilities...