Tuesday, September 17, 2013
Aras and Vytas: Cain and Abel
I'm baaaack! And I'm going to fly through this cast pretty quickly this year. To the video!
Aras is about as exciting as a lukewarm glass of chamomile tea. Never mind the fact that I've seen every episode of Survivor and still have no idea who the hell he is. Vytas, on the other hand, has deception in his eyes. Deception, chicanery and, dare I say, a dash of charisma?
I expect jealousy and an overwhelming sense of frustration to consume Aras' every waking thought. The raging green envy juice will course through his veins until one day he'll bludgeon Vytas to death and chuck his lifeless corpse into the formerly sanitary water well. Poor Vytas, we hardly knew ye.
So what do we think of the Biblical Brothers? Will Vytas overshadow Aras? Is the rooster in the background crowing a warning to Vytas? Comment it out bitches and have a great day!