Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Candice & John: Time-Out Twosome

Candice and John Cody are married and living in Washington D.C.. Apparently Candice has been on Survivor twice before, but you could have fooled me! You could tell me her name was Sally and I'd nod my head and say OK. Or you could tell me that John won Survivor Antarctica and I'd probably mumble something like, "Oh yeah, I think I remember that." Short term memory loss does have its advantages though... everything and everyone is a constant surprise!

Please to enjoy the video:

I'm surprised Candice took the harness and leash off of John long enough to let him sit for the interview. Their dynamic reminds me of another special couple we met earlier this summer - Aryan and Bouffant (David) from Big Brother 15! When Aryan wasn't busy cutting Bouffant's steak into tiny little pieces for him, she'd lecture him for many many hours on the dos and don'ts of how to play the game. I expect to see the same thing from Candice and John. Candice will reprimand, lecture, throw her arms around in an exasperated manner and send John to Time-Out more than you can ever imagine. The irony is that John could easily last longer than Candice. It won't be because of his stealth and cunning though. It will be because Candice never let him out of Time-Out and the rest of the tribe forgot he was even there. Only when John hurls his dunce cap into camp will the tribe remember to let him out of his cage.

So, what do we think of Candice and John? How happy will John be once Candice is voted out? Who will he get to cut his meat for him? Comment it out bitches and have a great day!

1 comment:

  1. Ok I don't remember her either. I think I need to take some brain boosting vitamins or something.