Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Monica & Brad: Bonnie & Clyde
And now we meet Monica and Brad Culpepper. Monica is the smoking hot homemaker and Brad is the other one. Monica is one of those players that we never really got to know too well and who went way before her time because a pastel t-shirt wearing racist didn't want her around anymore. Well, add her former NFL playing husband into the mix and you've got a power duo hell bent on revenge. And let me tell you, revenge tastes even sweeter when it's at the expense of a pampered white supremacist. To the video!
Please to enjoy:
Awww. The Culpeppers are lovely and adorable and... full of murderous rage! When Monica described how she wanted to repeatedly beat Fancy Pants (Colton) with a large boulder as Brad urinates into his empty eye sockets, I shuddered. I shuddered and then I grabbed my pom-poms and did a cheer.
Who can we humiliate!
*high kicks, roundoff back handspring, split*
So, what do we think of the Culpeppers? Can they take out Fancy Pants in a swift and timely manner? Will Monica auction the bloody boulder on eBay? Comment it out bitches and have a great day!