Thursday, March 20, 2014

Bloggus Interupptus

(Sand Art by Yours Truly, Maui 2014)

Forgive me, bitches, but there will be no new blog this week. Next week I'll be in California for work so the Bitchy Survivor Blog will return on April 3. Again, my apologies. Don't worry, I'm not quitting the season. I'm actually enjoying it! Unforeseen circumstances are to blame. Feel free to talk amongst yourselves and leave comments below.

16 comments:

  1. Tony hates black people.

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  2. So far not enjoying the season. Disappointed that Cliff was voted off so early in the game. Want to see the cops and the broad from Boston GONE.

    dlb

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  3. Bummer! Will start having bitchy withdrawals without your fiendish comments to look forward to every week.

    I vote that we rechristen the Aparri tribe Campari. Mmm... alcoholic, bitter, and orange. Cocktails anyone?

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    1. I could go for a Negroni (Red Vermouth, Campari + Gin)

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    2. I could go for Negroni (Red Vermouth, Campari + gin)

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  4. As a professional critic of Sand Art I am confident in predicting that 'Yours Truly' has a bright future. Now, obviously, Sand Art will never achieve a level of contemporary regard to rival Street Art (I mean let's face it, Yours Truly will never be a Banksy) but I see potential here! "Bitch" is a work of true genius. I'm confident that Yours Truly is an up and coming artist to watch because she has followed her passion all the way to California in order to work with the finest sand in the country! That shows dedication, real dedication. I look forward to seeing her next piece.

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  5. I loved Tribal Council this week! Those smugbastards got what they deserved. Adios lazy Cliff. Next up: dredlock girl can take a hike. And wait 'til the other side sees that Cliff is gone, they are going to jump for joy!

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  6. Best Tribal Council in a long time!!!

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  7. CopsRUs Tony has a serious case of 'short guy complex'.

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  8. And... as predicted... the tribes were split in a "totally random" order. Which, of course, includes putting the "brains" on one team together. I just wish it wasn't so completely obvious. Don't lie to us, Jeff. We see you.

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  9. LaLa, i think you should rename Jeffra, Jethrene, in honor of the Beverley Hillbillies. She does tend to be slow and stupid.

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  10. Oh my. Did you see that amazing example of Sand Art in the most recent ep of Survivor? "Shame On You Lindsie" was sheer brilliance! I'm sorry to say it makes this "Bitch" piece from last week seem rather crude. In hindsight, I may have overestimated your Sand Art talent. I do hope you can produce a piece that allays my doubts. Astonish me! Before you fly, make that fine Californian sand dance to your whim!

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  11. Damn! Alexis gone, definitely the hottest.
    I will so miss those beautiful tiny tight shorts.

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  12. Ack! When I read this Bloggus Interupptus, I didn't realize it was for 2 weeks. That hurts. Right in the heart.

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